NH94YJ
03-25-2001, 03:35 PM
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin on St. Patty's day and his car is weaving violently all over the road. The Guard pulls him over.
" So" says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" " I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. " Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few pints." " I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. " Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, " that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
" O by Jesus " sighs the man. " For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
" So" says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" " I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. " Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few pints." " I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. " Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, " that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
" O by Jesus " sighs the man. " For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."