Application to live in Arkansas

[DanB98TJ]

APPLICATION TO LIVE IN ARKANSAS:

1. Name:___________________________________

2. CB Handle:_______________________________

3. Address (RFD):___________________________

4. Daddy (if unknown, list three suspects):

5. Neck shade:
____Light red
____Medium red
____Dark red
____Other (explain)

6. Number of teeth exposed in full grin:
____Upper
____Lower

7. Make of pickup:___________________________

8. Size of tires (list each if different):____________

9. Hounds:
____Blue Tick
____Beagle
____Black/Tan
____Other

10. Length of right leg:________ Length of left leg:________

11. How many/make of cars in front yard:_________________________________
How many on blocks:

12. How many kitchen appliances on front porch:__________ Back porch:__________

13. When and where was your last "Elvis" sighting:______________________________

14. Do you wear mostly polyester pants with snags: ____Yes ____No

15. Do you own any shoes (not boots): ____Yes ____No

16. Are you married to any of the following:
____Sister
____Cousin
____Cousin's sister
____Aunt
____Other (explain)

17. Does your wife weigh more than your truck: ____Yes ____No

18. Can you sign your own name and always spell it right: ____Yes ____No

19. Have you ever had more than one bath in a week: ____Yes ____No
Explain:__________________________________________ _______

MEDICAL INFORMATION

Do you have at least two (2) of the following:
____B.O.
____Crabs
____Lice
____Bad breath
____Scabies
____Fleas
____Tattoos
____Crossed eyes
____Runny nose
____Green teeth
____Brown teeth
____Yellow teeth
____Any teeth

GENERAL INFORMATION

Can you count past ten with your shoes on: ____Yes ____No

Can you count past 21 with your fly up: ____Yes ____No

Favorite weapon:
____Tire iron
____Log chain
____Shotgun
____Pick

Favorite pasttime
____Drinkin'
____Coon huntin'
____Fishin'
____Other___________________________________

Truck equipped with:
____Gun rack
____Fuzzbuster
____8-track
____Rebel flag
____Roll bar
____CB radio
____Beer cans
____Squirrel tail

Your signature (an X will do):________________________________________

[Etnomaiab]

lol :D

[mudrat90]

Well dad burn it now that thar (spit) just aint rite. Yuuns got to be (spit) one of them thar yankee (spit) fellars. I reckon I ought ot send my sister/cousin (spit) over to ya place and she cans give yuuns a (spit) good ole wuppin. (spit)

[EP]

HAHAHA!:D:D:D Your posts always kill me! Even your replies! You are one funny dude!

[mudrat90]

well thats mighty kind of yuuns. I guess I dont got to send betty joe ann sue over to yar palce when she gets dun with that thar yankee.

Thanks man I just try to live outload. :)

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