DanB98TJ
03-25-2001, 08:08 PM
A rough little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door.
"I want to join your biker club," said the old woman.
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. He asks her, "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says, "Yeah, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
"Yeah, I smoke four packs of cigarettes a day, and a couple cigars while I'm shooting pool," she replies.
The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady replies, "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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"I want to join your biker club," said the old woman.
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. He asks her, "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says, "Yeah, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
"Yeah, I smoke four packs of cigarettes a day, and a couple cigars while I'm shooting pool," she replies.
The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady replies, "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
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