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DanB98TJ
03-25-2001, 08:23 PM
Artery...........................The study of fine paintings

Barium........................What you do when CPR fails

Cesarean Section.....A district in Rome

Colic.............................A sheep dog

Coma...........................A punctuation mark

Congenital..................Friendly

Dilate...........................To live long

Fester..........................Quicker

G.I. series...................Baseball games between teams of soldiers

Grippe.........................A suitcase

Hangnail....................A coat hook

Medical staff..............A doctor's cane

Minor operation........Coal digging

Morbid........................A higher offer

Nitrate........................Lower than the day rate

Node..........................Was aware of

Organic.....................Church musician

Outpatient.................A person who has fainted

Post-operative.........A letter carrier

Protien.......................In favor of young people

Secretion...................Hiding anything

Serology.....................A study of English Knighthood

Tablet..........................A small table

Tumor.........................An extra pair

Urine...........................Opposite of you're out

Variconse veins........Veins which are very close together

Benign........................What you are after your eight

EP
03-25-2001, 09:20 PM
LOL. I like the barium one. :D:D