DanB98TJ
03-25-2001, 09:16 PM
The Absolute WORST Things to Say to the Police:
*I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
*Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
*Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
*Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 MPH to keep up with me. Good job!
*Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
*I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
*I was going to be a cop, but decided to finish high school instead.
*You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
*Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
*Wow. You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
*So, uh, you on the take or what?
*Gee, officer, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
*I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around - that's how far they are ahead of me!
*What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist!
*Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
*Hey, is that a 9mm? How does that compare to this one here?
*I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
*Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
*Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
*Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 MPH to keep up with me. Good job!
*Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
*I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
*I was going to be a cop, but decided to finish high school instead.
*You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
*Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
*Wow. You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
*So, uh, you on the take or what?
*Gee, officer, that's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
*I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around - that's how far they are ahead of me!
*What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist!
*Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
*Hey, is that a 9mm? How does that compare to this one here?