DanB98TJ
03-25-2001, 09:34 PM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a cowboy walked in and says, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver started to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto replied, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running in circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy walks in and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,.....
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"Nothing, but you left your Injun running."
:D:D:D
After a few minutes, a cowboy walked in and says, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver started to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto replied, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running in circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy walks in and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Nothing, but you left your Injun running."
:D:D:D