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DanB98TJ
03-25-2001, 09:39 PM
Edna and Bill were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 96 years old and wheelchair bound.

Every night, they would meet in the TV room. Edna would passively hold Bill's penis, and they would watch TV for an hour or so. It wasn't much, but it was all they had.

One night Bill didn't show up. He didn't show up for the next two nights, either. Edna assumed he was dead, but then she saw him happily wheeling about the grounds. She confronted him and said, "Where where you these past couple of nights?"

Bill replied, "If you must know, I was with another woman."

"Bastard," she cried. "What were you doing?"

"We do the exact same thing that you and I do," he said.

"Is she prettier or younger than I am?" she asked.

"Nope, she looks the same, and she is 98 years old," Bill said.

Edna asked, "Well, what does she have that I don't?"

With a smile on his face, Bill replied, "Parkinson's Disease."
:D:D:D

jeeperchik
03-25-2001, 09:47 PM
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! It took me a second, but it was worth the wait! :D

EP
03-25-2001, 10:01 PM
OMG that was funny! :D:D

TOOLman
03-25-2001, 10:07 PM
LOL :)

It's like the one about little Johnny who wants granny to help him pee. When his mother volunteers to do it instead, since granny is busy knitting, he says he prefers granny, because she's got such nice trembling hands :)

Etnomaiab
03-26-2001, 01:21 PM
LOL :D

Mr. Bill
03-26-2001, 03:16 PM
Bwahahaha. :)

NH94YJ
03-26-2001, 04:27 PM
LOL!!!

Warlock
03-26-2001, 08:55 PM
ROFL!! :D