Alcohol at work.

[mudrat90]

17 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
> >>
> >> 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> >> 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> >> 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> >> 4. Employees tell management what they think, not
> >> what management wants to
> >> hear.
> >> 5. It encourages car pooling.
> >> 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a
> >> bad job, you don't care.
> >> 7. It eliminates vacations because people would
> >> rather come to work.
> >> 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> >> 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> >> 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when
> >> they are wasted.
> >> 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> >> 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a
> >> need to relax at the bar.
> >> 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> >> 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk
> >> on their lunch break.
> >> 15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
> >> 16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> >> 17. Sitting "Bare ***" on the copy machine will no
> >> longer be seen as "gross."

[TOOLman]

Oh, you don't have to persuade me! :)

Regarding #8, however, I'm afraid my co-workers have to drink so much in order for me to become attractive, that all positive consequences are nihilated :D

[Etnomaiab]

lol

[DanB98TJ]

ORegarding #8, however, I'm afraid my co-workers have to drink so much in order for me to become atractive, that all positive consequences are nihilated :D

I was thinking the same thing about some of my co-workers.....:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Warlock]

I am allowed to have alcohol at work, and they can't fire me for coming in drunk.

I work for one messed up company.

[PFunk]

I will keep my comments to myself seeing how I sit in the cube right next to the world-famous Tiffster!

[Tiffster]

I will keep my comments to myself seeing how I sit in the cube right next to the world-famous Tiffster!

PFunk, if you have beer stashed in your cube you better start sharing!!!!! I will search your cube tomorrow to be sure.

I used to work for a company (Internet start-up) that had a beer fridge and a soda fridge. They resstocked the beer fridge daily, soda fridge would last about 2-3 days.

And folks wonder why the recently laid of 60% of their employees...they went broke trying to keep up with the alcoholics they hired.

[PFunk]

I wish I had some alcohol in my cube. Maybe even a tap! Then Angie would even look good. hahahah (inside joke)