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JeepnPit
03-26-2001, 10:38 AM
Redneck Sex Test.
1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Houston.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve."
True or False

Cooch
03-26-2001, 12:28 PM
LOL :)

Etnomaiab
03-26-2001, 01:13 PM
lol :D

DanB98TJ
03-26-2001, 01:17 PM
:D:D:D

Bob 94 XJ
03-26-2001, 05:53 PM
I like that one!! Can't ever get enough jokes!!