DanB98TJ
03-26-2001, 08:06 PM
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office and you didn't even know it."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts smell awful, although they're still silent."
"Good," the doctor says, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's go to work on your hearing."
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The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts smell awful, although they're still silent."
"Good," the doctor says, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's go to work on your hearing."
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