DanB98TJ
03-26-2001, 08:46 PM
Two aliens go to Earth and land next to a gas station in Metropolitan Detroit. They waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that resembles a being is a gas pump.
Intending to make contact and immediately establish their superiority, the aliens approach and the first one says, "Earthling, take me to your leader."
He gets no response, so he tosses a meaningful look to his buddy and addresses the pump again. "Earthling, I said take me to your leader!"
Of course, the alien still gets no response, so he turns to his counterpart and says, "If this Earthling doesn't show me some proper respect and at least acknowledge me, I'm going to blast him!"
The second alien replies, "Okay, do what you must, but I'm just going to go down and stand on the next block."
The first alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the second alien to waddle down to the next block. He then addresses the pump for a third time. "Earthling, I said take me to your leader!"
Still nothing.
Angry and insulted, the alient pulls out his ray gun and vaporizes the pump. The gas station goes up in a huge explosion, blowing the first alien all the way to the next block and dropping him on the ground next to his buddy.
He gets up, dusts himself off, and turns to the second alien. "If you knew that was going to happen, why didn't you warn me?" he asks.
The second alien replies, "Well, I didn't know exactly what was going to happen, but there is no way I'm gonna mess with a guy who's penis hangs to the ground, wraps twice around his body, and is still long enough to stick in his left ear."
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Intending to make contact and immediately establish their superiority, the aliens approach and the first one says, "Earthling, take me to your leader."
He gets no response, so he tosses a meaningful look to his buddy and addresses the pump again. "Earthling, I said take me to your leader!"
Of course, the alien still gets no response, so he turns to his counterpart and says, "If this Earthling doesn't show me some proper respect and at least acknowledge me, I'm going to blast him!"
The second alien replies, "Okay, do what you must, but I'm just going to go down and stand on the next block."
The first alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the second alien to waddle down to the next block. He then addresses the pump for a third time. "Earthling, I said take me to your leader!"
Still nothing.
Angry and insulted, the alient pulls out his ray gun and vaporizes the pump. The gas station goes up in a huge explosion, blowing the first alien all the way to the next block and dropping him on the ground next to his buddy.
He gets up, dusts himself off, and turns to the second alien. "If you knew that was going to happen, why didn't you warn me?" he asks.
The second alien replies, "Well, I didn't know exactly what was going to happen, but there is no way I'm gonna mess with a guy who's penis hangs to the ground, wraps twice around his body, and is still long enough to stick in his left ear."
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