Warlock
03-26-2001, 08:59 PM
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday,
> > > > She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the
> > > > results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a
> > > > paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope
> > > > you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think
> > > > I am?" "About 32 " the clerk replies. "I'm actually
> > > > 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she
> > > > goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the same
> > > > question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29". The
> > > > woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really
> > > > good about herself. Then while waiting for the
> > > > bus home, she asks a nice older man the same
> > > > question. He replies, "I'm 68 and my eyesight is going.
> > > > Although, when I was young there was a sure way to tell how
> > > > old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my
> > > > hands down your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old
> > > > you are." They waited in silence on the empty street
> > > > until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally
> > > > says, "What the hell, go ahead". The old man slips both
> > > > hands down her panties and begins to feel around.
> > > > After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how
> > > > old am I?" He removes his hands and says, "You are
> > > > 47." Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do
> > > > you know?". The old man replies with a satisfied smile,
> > > > "I was standing behind you at McDonalds.
> > > > She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the
> > > > results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a
> > > > paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope
> > > > you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think
> > > > I am?" "About 32 " the clerk replies. "I'm actually
> > > > 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she
> > > > goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the same
> > > > question. She replies, "I'd guess about 29". The
> > > > woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really
> > > > good about herself. Then while waiting for the
> > > > bus home, she asks a nice older man the same
> > > > question. He replies, "I'm 68 and my eyesight is going.
> > > > Although, when I was young there was a sure way to tell how
> > > > old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my
> > > > hands down your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old
> > > > you are." They waited in silence on the empty street
> > > > until curiosity got the best of the woman and she finally
> > > > says, "What the hell, go ahead". The old man slips both
> > > > hands down her panties and begins to feel around.
> > > > After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how
> > > > old am I?" He removes his hands and says, "You are
> > > > 47." Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do
> > > > you know?". The old man replies with a satisfied smile,
> > > > "I was standing behind you at McDonalds.