Warlock
03-26-2001, 09:01 PM
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and,
while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her
knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the
girl, saying this is from the gentleman.
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note
over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this
bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your
pants."
The man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it
read:
"Just so you know-I happen to have a Rolls, BMW, and a Mercedes in my
garage; plus I have over two million dollars in the bank: But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my penis! Just
send the bottle back!"
while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her
knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the
girl, saying this is from the gentleman.
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note
over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this
bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your
pants."
The man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it
read:
"Just so you know-I happen to have a Rolls, BMW, and a Mercedes in my
garage; plus I have over two million dollars in the bank: But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my penis! Just
send the bottle back!"