TOOLman
03-27-2001, 11:15 PM
A fox hunter is sitting by a river, deep into the woods. He's been there for several hours, but has yet to see anything to kill. Then he spots a fly hovering over a small waterfall, fifty feet from where he's standing. Looking around some more, he can see a salmon swimming in the water, and a big bear on the other side of the river, just above the waterfall. A faint sound to his left makes him turn, slowly, and there is the fox he's been waiting for. But the fox is prowling around in the brush, so he can't get a clear shot at it.
Suddenly the salmon leaps into the air to catch the fly. When the fish is in the air, the bear rushes out into the water and tries to catch it. He hits the fish hard, but fails to catch on to it, so the salmon flies through the air and lands on the bank of the river, on the same side as the hunter and the fox. The fox jumps out of the brush to catch the stranded salmon, and the hunter silently gets up and aims his rifle at the fox. As he does so, his backpack is tipped over and his ham and cheese sandwich falls out and on to the ground.
From the brushes a young wildcat appears. Just a kitten, really. It smells the ham and cheese and sneaks up to try and grab it while the hunter is looking the other way. Just as it sinks its teeth into the sandwich, the hunter fires his rifle at the fox. The kitten, shocked from the loud noise, instinctively jumps away, but as it happens, it jumps the wrong way and ends up in the river.
So, what's the moral of this story?
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It takes a lot of foreplay to make the pu$$y wet!
Suddenly the salmon leaps into the air to catch the fly. When the fish is in the air, the bear rushes out into the water and tries to catch it. He hits the fish hard, but fails to catch on to it, so the salmon flies through the air and lands on the bank of the river, on the same side as the hunter and the fox. The fox jumps out of the brush to catch the stranded salmon, and the hunter silently gets up and aims his rifle at the fox. As he does so, his backpack is tipped over and his ham and cheese sandwich falls out and on to the ground.
From the brushes a young wildcat appears. Just a kitten, really. It smells the ham and cheese and sneaks up to try and grab it while the hunter is looking the other way. Just as it sinks its teeth into the sandwich, the hunter fires his rifle at the fox. The kitten, shocked from the loud noise, instinctively jumps away, but as it happens, it jumps the wrong way and ends up in the river.
So, what's the moral of this story?
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It takes a lot of foreplay to make the pu$$y wet!