EP
03-28-2001, 12:29 PM
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were
standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came
up and washed the old woman overboard.
Rescue boats searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain
sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify
him as soon as they found anything.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a telegram from the
cruise line. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at
the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster.
Inside the oyster was a pearl worth $50,000.
Please advise what you want done.
"The old man responded: "Send me the pearl and Re-bait the trap."
standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came
up and washed the old woman overboard.
Rescue boats searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain
sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify
him as soon as they found anything.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a telegram from the
cruise line. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at
the bottom of the ocean.
We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster.
Inside the oyster was a pearl worth $50,000.
Please advise what you want done.
"The old man responded: "Send me the pearl and Re-bait the trap."