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Mr. Bill
03-29-2001, 07:47 AM
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He is totally amazed to witness this, but reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back, completely embarrassed.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies.........



(Wait for it...)



(It's coming.............)



(The suspense is killing you ........)














"You just happened to catch my eye.
The Man with the Plan
03-29-2001, 07:51 AM
GROAN! :D
jkozub
03-29-2001, 07:58 AM
I will second that Groan !! :D :D
Warlock
03-29-2001, 08:49 AM
And I will third those groans :D:D:D
Wrangled97TJ
03-29-2001, 09:02 AM
I think I fourth the GROANS.... :D :D :D :D

Marty
PFunk
03-29-2001, 10:09 AM
Unanimous vote for groan!
TOOLman
03-29-2001, 11:26 AM
Even though English isn't my first language I saw that one coming a mile away! :) Still funny, though!
Stubbs
03-29-2001, 12:22 PM
Has anyone said

GROAN!



:beer:
Romulus
03-29-2001, 12:28 PM
Well, I feel like a dork now for NOT seeing it coming :D

I must groan as well. But it was good...
mudrat90
03-29-2001, 05:53 PM
Heres a new one.....GROAN. My wife is a red head, and it is NOT that easy.
Jeep CB
03-30-2001, 07:40 AM
(Wait for it....)

(It's coming.......)

(The suspense is killing you.....)





GROAN!
seRob
03-30-2001, 07:36 PM
no groaning here..

didn't have a chance, the suspense killed me :angel:
whatever
03-30-2001, 07:51 PM
No groans here, I think it is very funny!!!! :)
Mr. Bill
03-30-2001, 07:57 PM
no groaning here..

didn't have a chance, the suspense killed me :angel:

LOL

Good one.
Etnomaiab
03-31-2001, 09:46 PM
lol
lonegpr
03-31-2001, 10:15 PM
William,

You've got to much idle time on your hands. ;)
Mr. Bill
03-31-2001, 10:23 PM
William,

You've got to much idle time on your hands. ;)

Hypocrite! lol

Who's the only senior member?

According to stats, you have 11.52 posts per day and I only have 9.24

I wouldn't post so much if everyone wouldn't keep bailing on our 4wd trips. :p

Just kidding.
lonegpr
04-01-2001, 06:33 AM
Hypocrite! lol

Who's the only senior member?

According to stats, you have 11.52 posts per day and I only have 9.24

I wouldn't post so much if everyone wouldn't keep bailing on our 4wd trips. :p

Just kidding.


LOL!!!!! :D

What are you doing checking out my stats!!!! I'm not that kinda Jeeper I'll have you to know!!!! :D

And as for bailing on the 4wd trips, I dislike it just as much. I'd rather be wheeling than working all the time. Anyday for a fact. :)

Don't know what Steve's deal is though. He's like you. Doesn't work. What I want to know, is where do I sign up for that kind of life? No work, and having a Jeep to boot. You guys got it made. :D
Mr. Bill
04-01-2001, 08:48 AM
LOL!!!!! :D

What are you doing checking out my stats!!!! I'm not that kinda Jeeper I'll have you to know!!!! :D

And as for bailing on the 4wd trips, I dislike it just as much. I'd rather be wheeling than working all the time. Anyday for a fact. :)

Don't know what Steve's deal is though. He's like you. Doesn't work. What I want to know, is where do I sign up for that kind of life? No work, and having a Jeep to boot. You guys got it made. :D

I heard you were that kind of jeeper. :)

Steve "got stuck" watching his sister's kids yesterday. Hopefully it'll come together today.

I need to find a job so bad it's not even funny. I didn't work at the end of last year because I made to much money and I didn't want my taxes to be higher than they were and I didn't want to lessen my chances of getting financial aid with the school. I'll be out looking this week. My problem is that I'm way to picky and I've had my severance package from my last job to live off of.

Now if I could only figure out how to get on welfare... :D
ROKSURF
04-02-2001, 04:14 AM
I get more of a kick reading the "feud" column than anywhere else. Off topic should be re-named ILJ Fued!

Groan:
1. To give voice to a prolonged deep, wordless sound expressive of pain, grief, annoyance, or disapproval.

2. To make a sound indicating stress or strain

ROKSURF