Golf Course sign...

[jkozub]

POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB!

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

[Warlock]

LOL :D:D

[TOOLman]

Hahaha! :D

[flip]

ha!!! :jester:

[mudrat90]

I saw one that said.


For women golfers

-have you done the dishes?
-have you washed the clothes?
-have you cooked your husbands dinner?


If you answered yes to all three you may proceed and tee off.

[Ghery]

And after reading that sign, my wife would be "teed off". ;)

[Bob 94 XJ]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[Etnomaiab]

LOL :D :D

[EP]

POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB!
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
:eek: That's one I'm not going to follow. "Harry, I can't stop. It stings." :D

[ROKSURF]

That's one I'm not going to follow. "Harry, I can't stop. It stings." Wow! Was that a slam, or a provocative insight into the life of someone you care about enough to mention? LOL, ROKSURF

[whatever]

HAHA, I have never seen that one before.

[EP]

That's one I'm not going to follow. "Harry, I can't stop. It stings." Wow! Was that a slam, or a provocative insight into the life of someone you care about enough to mention? LOL, ROKSURF

LOL. It's from a movie. I'm sure someone here knows what it's from. :)

[Gettin-Higher]

I think I'm too dumb to figure that one out.. I asked my buddy but he's dumber than I am.. :)