JeepnPit
03-29-2001, 11:47 PM
>> Subject: Fw: 24 hours
> >>
> >>
> >> A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
> >told
> >> him he has only 24 hours to live.
> >> Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she
> >agrees.
> >> They make love.
> >> About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
>you
> >> know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more
> >time?"
> >> Of course, the wife agrees, they do it again.
> >> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes
>that
> >he
> >> now has only eight hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder, asks,
> >"Honey,
> >> please just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course, dear."
> >> They make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls
>over
> >> and falls asleep.
> >> The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
> >> until he's down to four more hours.
> >> He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you
> >think
> >> we could . . . ." At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I
>have
> >> to get up in the morning. You don't!"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
> >told
> >> him he has only 24 hours to live.
> >> Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she
> >agrees.
> >> They make love.
> >> About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
>you
> >> know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more
> >time?"
> >> Of course, the wife agrees, they do it again.
> >> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes
>that
> >he
> >> now has only eight hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder, asks,
> >"Honey,
> >> please just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course, dear."
> >> They make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls
>over
> >> and falls asleep.
> >> The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
> >> until he's down to four more hours.
> >> He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you
> >think
> >> we could . . . ." At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I
>have
> >> to get up in the morning. You don't!"
> >>
> >>
> >>