DaJudge
03-30-2001, 02:34 PM
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where in the
Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in
front of the mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish.
However, if you tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed
up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walked into the Ladies Room and
stood before the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most
beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.
Next, a rather large brunette stood before the mirror and said,
"I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallowed
her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond came in and stood before the
mirror and said, "I think..." *POOF*
> > >>
The Blonde and the Farmer
There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she dyed
her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took
a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride,
she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take in their
beauty.
She noticed the farmer just standing there watching, too. She
walked up to him and asked some questions on raising sheep. She then
asked, "If I can guess how many sheep are in your flock, can I have
one?"
The farmer agreed. She guessed 387. The farmer said that was correct.
"So, go take your pick on which one you want."
She went into the flock and then to her car. The farmer stopped her
and asked, "If I can guess what your natural hair color is, can I have my DOG back?"
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where in the
Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in
front of the mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish.
However, if you tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed
up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walked into the Ladies Room and
stood before the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most
beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.
Next, a rather large brunette stood before the mirror and said,
"I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallowed
her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond came in and stood before the
mirror and said, "I think..." *POOF*
> > >>
The Blonde and the Farmer
There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she dyed
her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took
a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride,
she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take in their
beauty.
She noticed the farmer just standing there watching, too. She
walked up to him and asked some questions on raising sheep. She then
asked, "If I can guess how many sheep are in your flock, can I have
one?"
The farmer agreed. She guessed 387. The farmer said that was correct.
"So, go take your pick on which one you want."
She went into the flock and then to her car. The farmer stopped her
and asked, "If I can guess what your natural hair color is, can I have my DOG back?"