JeepnPit
03-31-2001, 12:15 AM
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the
> bathroom, so she said yes.
> When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no toilet
> paper so, he used his
> hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked,
> "What do you have in your hand?"
> The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my
> hand he'll get scared away."
> He was then sent to the principal's office and the
> principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
> So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if
> I open my hands he'll get scared away."
> He was then sent home and his Mom asked him, "What
> do you have in your hand?"
> So the little boy said, "Mom, its a little
> leprechaun, and if I open my
> hands he'll get scared away."
> He was sent to h! is! room until his Dad came in and
> said, "What do you have in your hand?"
> So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun
> and if I open my hands he
> get scared away."
> Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your
> hands NOW!"
> And the little boy said, "Oh great Dad, now look
> what you did, you scared the **** out of him!"
> bathroom, so she said yes.
> When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no toilet
> paper so, he used his
> hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked,
> "What do you have in your hand?"
> The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my
> hand he'll get scared away."
> He was then sent to the principal's office and the
> principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
> So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if
> I open my hands he'll get scared away."
> He was then sent home and his Mom asked him, "What
> do you have in your hand?"
> So the little boy said, "Mom, its a little
> leprechaun, and if I open my
> hands he'll get scared away."
> He was sent to h! is! room until his Dad came in and
> said, "What do you have in your hand?"
> So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun
> and if I open my hands he
> get scared away."
> Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your
> hands NOW!"
> And the little boy said, "Oh great Dad, now look
> what you did, you scared the **** out of him!"