JPNPrincess
03-31-2001, 03:58 PM
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A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She
asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black
negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it
would not wrinkle.
Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed
out and could only find a short pink nighty. She
bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their
hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so
he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and
promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase
and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed, "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She
asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black
negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it
would not wrinkle.
Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed
out and could only find a short pink nighty. She
bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their
hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so
he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and
promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase
and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed, "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"