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Mr. Bill
04-01-2001, 11:45 AM
1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you get up from your seat, it's mine.

10. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

F
04-01-2001, 12:12 PM
Could be toddler rules too :D .

Etnomaiab
04-01-2001, 12:18 PM
LOL :D :D

EP
04-01-2001, 03:43 PM
HAHA!:D Got a good laugh from those. That's exactly how my dog(in avatar) feels! :D

TOOLman
04-01-2001, 11:32 PM
LOL :D

Cat rules:
1. If it exists, it's mine, and I'll try to kill it.

Jeep CB
04-02-2001, 08:17 AM
The cat rule is too true!

Gettin-Higher
04-03-2001, 10:02 AM
sounds like my 2 year old nieces rules..