EP
04-03-2001, 10:17 AM
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyou*****.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q.What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law
backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your
own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot
and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf
ball.
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders
practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of
the animals that kick.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A Because it's worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can
do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have
in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest
have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between
"ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat
fingers?
A. Well-hung.
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a
nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a
girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a
boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make
eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium
and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is
rare.
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cos no man would pull those faces on
purpose.
Q. Why do most women pay more attention
to their appearance than
improving their minds ?
A. Because most men are stupid but few
are blind.
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyou*****.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q.What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law
backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your
own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot
and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf
ball.
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders
practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of
the animals that kick.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A Because it's worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can
do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have
in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest
have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between
"ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat
fingers?
A. Well-hung.
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a
nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a
girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a
boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make
eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium
and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is
rare.
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cos no man would pull those faces on
purpose.
Q. Why do most women pay more attention
to their appearance than
improving their minds ?
A. Because most men are stupid but few
are blind.