Joke: Shakespeare anyone?

[TOOLman]

Disclaimer: I'm not too sure about the English titles of the bard's works. I've only heard this joke in Swedish.

An English Literature teacher asked one of her students to name four works of William Shakespeare. After a few seconds of thought, the (female) student proclaimed:
"Six inches, eight inches, ten inches, and twelve inches."

Perplexed, the teacher asked her to elaborate.
"Six inches: As You Like It.
Eight inches: Much Ado About Nothing.
Ten inches: The Taming of a Shrew.
Twelve inches: A Midsummer Night's Dream!"

[ROKSURF]

Thanks for the tip! Now I know what them English chicks meant when they spoke those same few words as I made sweet love to them! LOL