Tiger Woods

[JT's TJ]

Tiger Woods drove his BMW Z3 into a service station for a fill-up. "What can I do for you?" asked the attendant who obviously didn't recognize Tiger.

"Fill er up," replied Tiger.

The attendant asked, "What kind of car is this?"

Tiger replied, "BMW Z3 like James Bond."

The attendant asked, "Whats it got in it?"

Tiger replied, "It has everything, power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 disc CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, disk brakes all around, leather interior, and best of all, an 8.8 liter V12 engine."

The attendant said, "Wow! That's really something."

Tiger asked, "How much do I owe you?"

The attendant said, "That'll be $30.17."

Tiger pulled out his money clip and a handful of change. Mixed up with the change were a few golf tees.

"What are those little wooden things for?", asked the attendant.

"Those are what I put my balls on when I'm driving," said Tiger.

"Wow", says the attendant, "those BMW people think of everything."

[Mr. Bill]

Of course that works for BMW drivers and not Jeep drivers because of one crucial difference, Jeep drivers have much bigger balls. :)

[EP]

:D:D:D

[whatever]

Of course that works for BMW drivers and not Jeep drivers because of one crucial difference, Jeep drivers have much bigger balls. :)
That is why new Jeeps come with 2 cups holders, and one is even bigger than the other. :D

[TOOLman]

LOL :)

[jkozub]

LOL :D :D

[JT's TJ]

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.

"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"And is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.

"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.

"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the f***ing putt, didn't you?

[Etnomaiab]

LOL :D :D

LOL :D :D

[JPNPrincess]

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I had never hear the one about the nuns before, that's a good one!

LOL!!

[whatever]

There is nothing funnier than trash mouth nuns!!! :)

[Warlock]

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