Top ten reasons to buy Firestone tires:

[jkozub]

10. "safer than a Russian sub"

9. "The perfect gift for your mother-in-law"

8. "Beacause there's a lot riding on your lawsuit"

7. "Better than driving around on your axles, right?"

6. "Pop a set on your car today"

5. "C'mon, did you really expect good tires on a new Ford?"

4. "Reinforcing the importance of the speed limit"

3. "Hey, it's not like we crashed our blimp or something"

2. "Best blow job in town"

1. "You can't recall a better tire"

:jester:

[TOOLman]

7. "Better than driving around on your axles, right?"

I think the jury's still out on that one :)

[JPNPrincess]

6. "Pop a set on your car today"



I love this one!!!

[whatever]

You mean you all don't trust good old Firestarters? ;)

[Etnomaiab]

LOL :D :D :D :D

[flip]

those are great! ha!!

[EP]

I think the pimp was selling a set if you're looking for a good deal. :D

[ROKSURF]

2. "Best blow job in town"

Everything is sacred, first they want us to have safe sex, now a safe tire. Between the two, I think a blow job with life terminating qualities should be looked into. You never know what people have done to accomplish such feats in life!

[Ryan4x4XJ]

1. "You can't recall a better tire"

:jester:

Yep Im glad I got that 400 bucks for sending in those 4 ATXs I had sitting in my garage.

Thanks firestone for my roof rack :)