View Full Version : I'm a bad American
JPNPrincess
04-04-2001, 12:37 PM
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it pisses me off. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white female.
Hell, if someone kills anyone, I'd say that's a hate crime.
I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latin midget selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator box in East Dallas.
I think turkey bacon sucks.
I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are gonna be a bunch of gang-banging ethnics.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child; it
takes a parent to stand up to the kid and say "NO".
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting someone's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess I'm a bad American.
Not a bad American, just one with her head screwed on right.
Everything is not okay. There is right and wrong. There are consequences to our every action. And ****it, if you don't like it, then go the hell away, because I'm staying.
Zac
EDIT: Tiff's language filter sure is sensitive. that edited word is: "d_a_m_n_it"
JT's TJ
04-04-2001, 02:05 PM
I love that message!!
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YelloTJ
04-04-2001, 03:23 PM
Another take on it ...
I dont agree with all of the things in it but I agree in the way it was said.
I am a BAD American.
I like big cars, big guns, and big boobs. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squeezing out babies. I don't think playing with guns makes you a killer. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez's butt gets, I'll still want to see it. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac in America, you do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I want to know when MTV became such crap. I know what the definition of "is" is. I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I think that being an art student doesn't give you any more insight than working at Blockbuster. I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, and they can do it in their schools. I think the WNBA is cool, as is the US Womens' Soccer Team because they kick ***. My heroes are John Wayne, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Norman Schwartzkopf, Colin Powell and whoever canceled "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman". I think creative violence and useless nudity and sex makes movies more interesting. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I think global warming is Chicken Little junk science. I've never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-hell-up already. Rocky and Bullwinkle still makes me laugh. I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them. I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a 6 year old with a Play Station. I want to know exactly which church it is where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches. I think explosions are cool. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running from them. I worry about dying before I get even. I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latino girl selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator packing crate outside Ensenada. I figured out Bruce Willis was dead midway through "The Sixth Sense" but enjoyed it anyway. I think turkey bacon sucks. I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are not going be honor roll middle-class high school kids but gang-banging losers from the wrong side of town. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with a firm voice and a firmer hand. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement and not a fad. I like hard women, hard liquor and a good bowel movement first thing in the morning, and don't even think about asking me if I want a rice cake. I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room. I'll admit that the only movies that ever made me cry was "Sands of Iwo Jima" and "Ole Yeller". I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
YES, I am a BAD American.
Fight crime, shoot back
Warlock
04-04-2001, 07:21 PM
I have heard both of them, and agree with most of it.
And Yes, I am a bad American.
fight crime, shoot back! i love it! :)
it's sad that these views are considered "bad" american, since these were pretty much the views of the founding fathers (adjusted for the 18th century, of course)
Ghery
04-04-2001, 08:41 PM
And the first fool who calls me 'politically correct' gets sued for slander!
whatever
04-04-2001, 08:48 PM
I guess I am BBBB Bad to the Bone. :)
lonegpr
04-04-2001, 08:52 PM
Any woman who can sit and talk guns and Jeeps as you did this evening is alright in my book. And not get hysterical when I said that the least that could happen would be a single roll over to the side. :D
This from a naturalized American who doesn't believe in hyphens.
JPNPrincess
04-04-2001, 11:09 PM
Thanks Lonegpr,
Because of you and Mr. Bill, I can now say that I know what REAL 4 wheelin' is all about. I had lots of fun.
We will have to go wheelin' again sometime.
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lonegpr
04-05-2001, 05:13 AM
My pleasure JPNPrincess. I'd be glad to show you guys some more places to play.
Now I just gotta fix that friggin' shock mount. :(
Jeep CB
04-05-2001, 07:28 AM
It would be nice to hear a criminal say "My parents brought me up well but, I'm just an idiot!"
JPNPrincess
04-05-2001, 07:31 AM
It would be nice to hear a criminal say "My parents brought me up well but, I'm just an idiot!"
That would be nice, but let's face it... Everybody wants someone to blame for their mistakes!
Mr. Bill
04-05-2001, 09:06 AM
My pleasure JPNPrincess. I'd be glad to show you guys some more places to play.
Now I just gotta fix that friggin' shock mount. :(
And I need to order those spacers, body lift and motor mount lift... and take off that dam factory towhook in the rear (that's what I hung on).
lonegpr
04-05-2001, 08:13 PM
And I need to order those spacers, body lift and motor mount lift... and take off that dam factory towhook in the rear (that's what I hung on).
So that's what hung you up. Couldn't tell for sure in the dark. But then again, it came in handy the first time I had to pull you out. :D
Got the Kilby skid installed this afternoon as you will notice as I posted this on the Wrangler forum.
Mr. Bill
04-05-2001, 08:42 PM
So that's what hung you up. Couldn't tell for sure in the dark. But then again, it came in handy the first time I had to pull you out. :D
Got the Kilby skid installed this afternoon as you will notice as I posted this on the Wrangler forum.
Can't wait to see that skid.
I'll replace that tow hook with some smaller ones on the frame like you've got, plus I have that shackle insert for the 2" reciever.
lonegpr
04-05-2001, 08:52 PM
Call me if you need help with anything. We can do it at your place (or your girlfriends) or up at my place since I've got tools. Just let me know when and we'll work something out.
The Kilby skid looks awesome. :D
Paulwpetrea
04-05-2001, 09:27 PM
JPNPrincess, yes another bad American here!
You know, the one statementI love to hear the most is, "If you spank your child, you're gonna goto jail."
Well first, if you spank your children, (and they know you will), you don't have to spank them very often. I guess this thought is just out the window.
It ticks me off to no end, to see how some kids talk to their parents, these days. I will be the first to admit I was spoiled as a child. However, if EVER spoke to my parents the way these kids do now, I would still be eating through a straw!
Peace to all of you other .... bad Americans.
Stroked
04-05-2001, 09:41 PM
JPNPrincess- i think you are mistaken about hate crimes. you don't get some sort of "bonus prosecution" if you are a minority. Also, women are eligable in the hate crime genre also. The underlying theme here is CAUSALITY. If you are black and i kill you then too **** bad- no hate crime; however, if i kill you because you are black then that is a hate crime. If i steal your purse because you are a vulnerable woman then is that a hate crime? this is a debated issue. you may be preyed upon because you are a woman or you may be preyed upon because you have a purse. the former would constitute a hate crime and the latter would not. there are also other issues involved but you must understand that minorities don't have priority over your white @$$...
BAD AMERICAN MY BALLS! HOW ABOUT UNEDUCATED TEXAN?
"I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting someone's feelings."
-that one got me kicked out of JU. guess you should practice what you preach, eh? (...bad american)
here's one:
I hate how Texans think they are so tough. I'd like to buy a plane ticket for a Canadian to go down to Texas and shove those stupid stirrs in his @#$ and piss in his cowboy hat. Go hop into your F150 Travis and ________________. <------(use your imagination)
Colo.TJ
04-06-2001, 12:25 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Stroked
"I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting someone's feelings."
-that one got me kicked out of JU. guess you should practice what you preach, eh? (...bad american)
These are private forums owned and operated by individuals kind enough to let us post here. You most likely posted other offensive, and unsolicated opinoins that got you kicked out. If you acted this way in my business you would also be asked to leave.
I love some one brave enough to list their identity and where they are from. Actually you probablly are really from hell.
No worries. You will not be here for long.
By the way. I think Ok stands for Okalahoma.
lonegpr
04-07-2001, 12:06 AM
By the way. I think Ok stands for Okalahoma.
Yup. OK is for Oklahoma. Says so right on my Jeep's car tag. Oklahoma is OK. :D
JPNPrincess- i think you are mistaken about hate crimes. you don't get some sort of "bonus prosecution" if you are a minority. Also, women are eligable in the hate crime genre also. The underlying theme here is CAUSALITY. If you are black and i kill you then too **** bad- no hate crime; however, if i kill you because you are black then that is a hate crime. If i steal your purse because you are a vulnerable woman then is that a hate crime? this is a debated issue. you may be preyed upon because you are a woman or you may be preyed upon because you have a purse. the former would constitute a hate crime and the latter would not. there are also other issues involved but you must understand that minorities don't have priority over your white @$$...
BAD AMERICAN MY BALLS! HOW ABOUT UNEDUCATED TEXAN?
"I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting someone's feelings."
-that one got me kicked out of JU. guess you should practice what you preach, eh? (...bad american)
here's one:
I hate how Texans think they are so tough. I'd like to buy a plane ticket for a Canadian to go down to Texas and shove those stupid stirrs in his @#$ and piss in his cowboy hat. Go hop into your F150 Travis and ________________. <------(use your imagination)
It's pretty hard to get kicked out of JU with all the juvenile antics going on there. You must have been a juvenile amoung juveniles. If you are, who I think you are, then please, go preach your crap somewhere else. I for one, will not unroll the welcome mat for you here.
Zac
Seeker
04-07-2001, 10:07 PM
Not a bad American Just a bad liberal.
Reminds me of my favorite t-shirt It has an American flag and says in big letters "Welcome to America" then underneath in small letters it says "now speak english". I wore it to my neighborhood video store and they refused to rent to me, said I was a racist. I tried to explain that learning the language was important and a common courtesy to no avail then I realized I didn't want to support their business anyway.
Jeff
HarrysTJ
04-08-2001, 12:20 AM
haha
bigkahuna
04-08-2001, 07:36 AM
Another BAADDDDD American checking in.
Oh by the way, I never got a spanking/beating I didn't earn.
Joe
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