ROKSURF
04-04-2001, 09:48 PM
One day, a recent graduate from a local trucking firm finally hooked up with a job. His first mission, to haul his trailer from point A to point B. Along his journey, he had become savy with his radio and picked up a few friends. They all agreed to stop at a specific truck stop for dinner. As they all greeted one another and talked over dinner, one gentleman stood up and said, "Time for dessert!" and left the table proceeding through a door in the back of the diner. Sometime later, two more gentlman followed suit. The young trucker sat there accompanied by the last friend he'd met. His friend asked, "Are you gonna have dessert?" He said childishly, "Naw, I'm full." The other trucker laughed and proceeded to tell him it was a whore house. Poor guy didn't even know what one was. After the initial explanation and some encouragement, the young trucker was soon at the back door in the diner. A sign read, "Knock three times, await reply, then enter." He did as the sign said, the door opened exposing a scantly clad woman. She asked him what do you want? He said he had no idea. "Well, do ya want a straight job, french, round-the-world, 69..." What's that last one? She says, "69." I'll take one of them whatever the hell they are. They get into position and she gets this terrible gas pain. Then she farts in his face. Two or three minutes later, she lets another. He pushed her aside and said, "I don't think I can take 67 more of them!"