TOOLman
04-05-2001, 12:42 PM
...to owners of a named brand of automobiles :)
Charlie was putting his boat out in the spring. He had backed his car and trailer so that the trailer was in the water. He unloaded the boat, but when he tried to move the car, it was stuck in the mud.
A bystander offered to help pull Charlie's car up with his Porsche. They tied a tug rope between the cars and the Porsche owner got in behind the wheel. However, Charlie's car didn't budge. It was stuck so bad that the Porsche couldn't get enough traction to pull it out.
At the edge of the lake, a circus was setting up its tent. The elephant trainer saw Charlie's dilemma and came to the rescue. Since the elephant's tail was too thin to hold the weight of a car, they tied the tug rope around the animal's pen!s. Without much effort, the elephant pulled Charlie's car out of the mud.
Now, what's the moral of this story, you may wonder. The moral is..."if you've got a big d!ck, you don't need a Porsche" :)
Charlie was putting his boat out in the spring. He had backed his car and trailer so that the trailer was in the water. He unloaded the boat, but when he tried to move the car, it was stuck in the mud.
A bystander offered to help pull Charlie's car up with his Porsche. They tied a tug rope between the cars and the Porsche owner got in behind the wheel. However, Charlie's car didn't budge. It was stuck so bad that the Porsche couldn't get enough traction to pull it out.
At the edge of the lake, a circus was setting up its tent. The elephant trainer saw Charlie's dilemma and came to the rescue. Since the elephant's tail was too thin to hold the weight of a car, they tied the tug rope around the animal's pen!s. Without much effort, the elephant pulled Charlie's car out of the mud.
Now, what's the moral of this story, you may wonder. The moral is..."if you've got a big d!ck, you don't need a Porsche" :)