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TOOLman
04-05-2001, 12:42 PM
...to owners of a named brand of automobiles :)

Charlie was putting his boat out in the spring. He had backed his car and trailer so that the trailer was in the water. He unloaded the boat, but when he tried to move the car, it was stuck in the mud.

A bystander offered to help pull Charlie's car up with his Porsche. They tied a tug rope between the cars and the Porsche owner got in behind the wheel. However, Charlie's car didn't budge. It was stuck so bad that the Porsche couldn't get enough traction to pull it out.

At the edge of the lake, a circus was setting up its tent. The elephant trainer saw Charlie's dilemma and came to the rescue. Since the elephant's tail was too thin to hold the weight of a car, they tied the tug rope around the animal's pen!s. Without much effort, the elephant pulled Charlie's car out of the mud.

Now, what's the moral of this story, you may wonder. The moral is..."if you've got a big d!ck, you don't need a Porsche" :)

EP
04-05-2001, 01:08 PM
:D:D I was wondering what the animal's pen was at first. hehe.

JT's TJ
04-05-2001, 01:36 PM
I was watching one of those nature shows on the Discovery Channel, and they showed a bull African elephant in full rut, chasing a female around the savannah.

His "unit" was literally dragging on the ground! I felt totally inadequate!!

:silly: Once I get to 61, you won't have to put up with this nonsense anymore!!

flip
04-05-2001, 01:44 PM
ha! pretty good.

whatever
04-05-2001, 01:55 PM
That is why I don't have a Porsche!! :D Yeah, thats the ticket.

TOOLman
04-05-2001, 10:58 PM
I was watching one of those nature shows on the Discovery Channel, and they showed a bull African elephant in full rut, chasing a female around the savannah.

His "unit" was literally dragging on the ground! I felt totally inadequate!!

LOL :)
Yeah, an elephant's "unit" is almost as big as mine...er...I mean me :p. A blue whale's organ is 10 feet...
OTOH, I'm glad mine isn't dragging on the ground ;)

EP - I didn't know if the "P" word would be censored :)

Guest
04-06-2001, 07:33 AM
I have seen this first hand in Africa. An excited bull elephant has five legs. Seriously, it looks like he has five legs!

There is nothing more terrifying than being charged by a five-legged elephant in the bush!

JT's TJ
04-06-2001, 09:41 AM
EP - I didn't know if the "P" word would be censored :)

Well, let's see: penis!

Whattaya know! I guess anatomical references are okay! :D

Colo.TJ
04-06-2001, 09:49 AM
I still want a Porsche.

TOOLman
04-06-2001, 09:59 AM
I still want a Porsche.

OK, ladies, now you know that there's no point going after Colo.TJ ;) (Just kidding - you kind of asked for that one!!)