TOOLman
04-06-2001, 02:20 PM
I'm tired right now, and I'm about to hit the sack. Gonna be up early tomorrow and take my grandma for a ride in my ZJ :) I just remember two very old and very bad jokes that I wanted to share with y'all before withdrawing for the night. Forgive me :)
1.
An elephant walks across the plains of Africa and accidentally happens to step on an ant hilll, which, naturally, is completely destroyed. A couple of million very upset ants come rushing out and attack the elephant. He shakes them all off in an instant. All except one, who manages to cling to the elephant's massive neck. The others cheer the solitary hero on, shouting "Strangle him Johnny! Strangle him!"
2.
An elephant walks through the jungle. In his ear there is a tiny flea. They arrive at a deep canyon with a wild river at the bottom. Over the canyon there is a dilapidated hanging bridge. Without much hesitation the elephant walks out on the bridge, and manages to get across unscathed even though the bridge swings wildly from side to side under his immense weight. When they've safely reached the other side, the flea starts jumping up and down, excitedly, and shouts "we really got that bridge moving, didn't we?"
I said I'm sorry... Good night :)
1.
An elephant walks across the plains of Africa and accidentally happens to step on an ant hilll, which, naturally, is completely destroyed. A couple of million very upset ants come rushing out and attack the elephant. He shakes them all off in an instant. All except one, who manages to cling to the elephant's massive neck. The others cheer the solitary hero on, shouting "Strangle him Johnny! Strangle him!"
2.
An elephant walks through the jungle. In his ear there is a tiny flea. They arrive at a deep canyon with a wild river at the bottom. Over the canyon there is a dilapidated hanging bridge. Without much hesitation the elephant walks out on the bridge, and manages to get across unscathed even though the bridge swings wildly from side to side under his immense weight. When they've safely reached the other side, the flea starts jumping up and down, excitedly, and shouts "we really got that bridge moving, didn't we?"
I said I'm sorry... Good night :)