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jeeperchik
04-10-2001, 11:07 AM
This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard of in a long
time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is
a
true story from the WordPerfect Help line which was transcribed from a
recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the
Help Desk employee was fired; however, he is currently suing the
WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual
dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know
why they record these conversations)!

"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went
away."

"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power
cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into
the wall."
"I can't see it."
Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's
dark."
"Dark?"
Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in
from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Because there's a power failure."
"A power... A power failure? Aha, okay. Do you still have the boxes
and
manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like
was
when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
'Tell them you're too damn stupid to own a computer."

Zac
04-10-2001, 11:18 AM
Not sure about the true story part, sounds a bit like urban legend.

It is an old one, but it still makes me laugh. :D
Zac

jeeperchik
04-10-2001, 11:26 AM
I worked in the high-end audio/video industry in technical support/sales and such and we got some doozies! People never cease to amaze me. At least they're good for a laugh!

Etnomaiab
04-10-2001, 02:13 PM
thats great! lol :D

whatever
04-10-2001, 04:44 PM
There are 2 computer stories that crack me up, this story and the one about the person who said they broke their cup holder.

Warlock
04-10-2001, 07:16 PM
I don't care if it is an urban legend or not, it sure was funny!!

TOOLman
04-10-2001, 11:37 PM
I've seen that one before, and it's my favorite Help Desk story. I don't care whether it's true or not. My brother worked with phone support for a while, and from what he told me, I don't doubt that it could be true.

The cup holder story is great, too, as is the very old one with the lady who had problems with their software. The support person told her to send in a copy of the floppy disk, so they could examine it, and she sent a Xerox copy :)

projectYJ
04-11-2001, 01:13 AM
I hate to do this, but a friend of mine at work bought a propane tank from a sporting goods store. Took it with him on his camping trip, then took it back to the store and told them that it was broke and wanted a new one. "Broke" they said..."Broke" he replied, "When I open it nothing comes out." They asked him if he had gotten it filled. DOH, he tucked his tale between his legs and bashfully left the store with his empty tank in hand.
This IS a true story...I guess it take all types.

Scrape!
04-11-2001, 11:21 AM
You think that's bad I got a call from someone asking ....

"Why is my screen saver running?"

NO JOKE THAT WHAT HE ASKED!!!
:rolleyes:

lonegpr
04-11-2001, 09:46 PM
Hey. That sounds like me!!!! :D

Completely computer illiterate. Really!

Agent00ZJ
04-12-2001, 01:25 PM
I heard one where they aksed someone to right-click on the desktop and they wanted to know how to "write" the work "click" on the desktop or something like that..or another one using the mouse on the floor with his foot (like a sewing machine)...

snowman
04-14-2001, 02:26 PM
LOL :D