Warlock
04-14-2001, 07:37 PM
Another reason why ice cream is bad for the heart.
On hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight to visit her Grandmother.
When she asked how her Grandpa had died, her Grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Jenny suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.
"Oh no," her Grandmother replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."
She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."
Stewart
On hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight to visit her Grandmother.
When she asked how her Grandpa had died, her Grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Jenny suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.
"Oh no," her Grandmother replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."
She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."
Stewart